Tuesday, June 26, 2007
IJ Learning Journey
Remember? No? Sad. I didn't (haha) until I saw my camera! Then I forgot about it again until today. It was such a NICE excursion.
1/1 rocks!
Elmo's the best! (not that red creature from Elmo's World but our group)
haha... Happy Youth Day!
Conference.
Where the heck were we supposed to go?
Or were we pretending to be busy so the other groups get jealous? I remember. Some other class pass and we broke off the conversation. Then when we headed their way, they pretended to be busy.
Say cheese everyone! I am one of them! Look at that!
ELMO!
(Ashley, Marian, Nia, Grace Adam, Jasmine, Amanda Chew, Odelia, Angela, Cbubu (I mean Chloe), Julvian, Cynthia, Shi Pei, Chin Yen and Yun Lu!)
ONE ONE '07 IS Y (4:06 AM)
Friday, June 8, 2007
due to some very
violent objections, i have very kindly on the behalf of our safety and also kaili, pomelo, nia& jasmine removed the pictures to do with fausta tan. at least he hasn't found this blog OR the pictures. =D & now i shall also very nicely post the homework list! *organ plays& people shiver in fright*PRESENTING....THE JUNE HOLIDAYS HOMEWORK!!!
1}General Science-->past year's papers which includes
20 structured questions& 2 essay questions, all of which are worth 40m. Due date=25/6 OR 26/62}Maths--> Angles worksheet. if ya'll don't understand then you can go to lead.com for the lesson. -->Algebra worksheet. (revision) Due date:
25/63}English--> The readers' digest worksheet ONE&TWO --> Preperation for newspaper report(project) Due date:
1ST EL LESSON4}Tamil&malay-->the midyear exam papers. i think you guys should know what to do right? =D5}Chinese(express)--> Project work on your hobbies. min
120words. due date:
1ST WEEK TERM36}Chinese(special)-->find two poems and two songs. introduce the poet and artist, memorise the poems, explain the poems in YOUR OWN WORDS, rate the songs and display it in a nice looking booklet or file. make sure you have a coverpage and credit your work. also do two zhou jis.7}Geography(YOU BETTER DO YOUR WORK OR SHE MAY END UP BLAMING ME)--> research on "
Advantages and diadvantages of the construction of Aswan High Dam". Display info in a graphic organiser. CREDIT YOUR WORK8} History--> Read chapter 4 in the textbook and take pictures of Singapore's culture. display the pictures nicely (probably on a board i should think) and rmb the captions!!!9}Literature-->Read the 4 stories from Dip in the Poole (After you, my dear alphonse, phone call, the rainbow bird, flight) and complete the quiz on lead.com. also, study the powerpoint slides they have there to do with narrative elements and
COMPLETE THE WORKSHEET PROVIDED. yes this means you have to print it out and do it.aaaaaaand we have FINALLY come to the end of the
loooong list. i hope everybody is making
GOOD progress!!! =D have a happy holiday which i have UNINTENTIONALLY ruined for you by posting the homework list. D=
-your
YELLOW house rep who has been sent to damnation.
ONE ONE '07 IS Y (12:13 AM)
Friday, June 1, 2007
Wazzzzzzzuppp, oneone! :D
Okay I am feeling so superdee bored. Watched shrek3 with melissalee, xy & sheryl yesterday + i watched pirates w wendi lai, melissalee, xy & angeline already which leaves me w no more movies to watch. Besides spidey. Yes yes im such a loser, haha. Havent even watched spidey. But thats only because i was SUPPOSED t watch it w jaime hong lixin k. Anyway. Im feeling guilty. Ive seen some people already COMPLETE all their hw and woowee, I havent even started. Get your lazy ass working damnit, lisa. But its just so boring t do hw ): I'll start tmr. I swear (: meanwhile. Working on my cip. Dont want t do trng at kellock for coach. Doing library work w wendi on tues. Anyone interested :D Heh. Okie dokie off to th tv now.
Bye homies.
AHHHHH.
Okay i just felt like doing that.
LISA IS DA BOMBZXZXZ YO.
ONE ONE '07 IS Y (7:40 PM)
oh mannnn!QUESTION AND FREE ANSWERS TIME!question: how long has it been since someone posted?answer: 5 daysquestion: so is that good or bad?answer: BADquestion: why is it bad?answer: cos its killing me!!THE ENDwow.that was tedious lor.i bet almost EVERYONE is like stuck at home..ok..maybe its only me!SOMEONE!INVITE ME OUT FOR TEAAAAA!!!and a sleepover(:i dont mind(:heheheheoh man..come on!im waiting!oh!and i have smthg very very important to tell you peeps(:its.. just that..just that..just that..just that..just that..just that..arh!freak so difficult to say..i........................................................................................................................................................................................................just................................................................wanted to......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................tell you.........................................................that.................................................................................................i..........................................................................am...................................................................................................................................................so...................................................freaking.................................................................................................................................................................bloody...........................................................................................................................................................stupidly......................................................................irritatingly.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................B-O-R-E-D!...............................................................so......................................................................................................................................................................................SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!okay i think that was enough man..enough..anyway kaili posted!awwww..porr oneone blog..i'll keep you company again TMR!bye wonderful peeps!LOVEvan
ONE ONE '07 IS Y (7:14 AM)
hey oneone!!
haha vanny ask me to post,
so i shall...
and what shall i talk about,i dont know.
ohya i cut my finger during guides.
it hurts.
i din tell my seniors,
but used the cardboard to 'bandage' it.
haha.
oh and tmr our school's campus superstar is having a roadshow at bugis 3pm.
anyone interested???
haha.im doing in favour of my senior.
cus dey are short of suppporters.
oh and i wanna say again!!
we were enrolled!!(guides.that is)
hahaha and pamela yeh the pretty yamcake looked like a police woman in her guides uniform.
haahha.
i looked horrible.with two plaits too.
and i developed a phobia.
go my blogs and u'll know.
ok i know u all are getting bored of my posts.
so i shall heed vanny's suggestion and post some jokes.
not gonna ensure dey will be funny:P
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North PollOne day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money.
Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation...
The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of you up together, and if you can both make the entire trip without saying a word, or even making the slightest sound, I'll give the ride for free. But if either of you make a sound, its $10 each." Well, Martha and Stumpy look at each other, and agree to take the ride.
The pilot takes them up, and starts to do loop de loops, twists, dives, climbs and spins. No sound. The pilot lands the plane, looks back at Stumpy and says, "Sir, I have to hand it to ya, you didn't make even the slightest sound and that was my best stuff." Stumpy looks back at the pilot and says, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but $10 is $10!"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"(understand?hahaha)At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching sailing at this college so that she would not get angry. He was very happy and for months all was well. As fate would have it, one day in the grocery store check out lane, Mrs. Smith overheard a group of girls standing in line behind her talking about college and their instructor Mr. Smith. The girls went on and on about how great this Mr. Smith was at teaching their class. The cashier handed Mrs. Smith her change and said, "Have a great day Mrs. Smith, and thank you, again." One of the girls in line heard the cashier, and asked Mrs. Smith if she was related to the Mr. Smith that was teaching at the college. Mrs. Smith replied, "Yes, he is my husband." Well that set off a torrent of accolades about how knowledgeable Mr. Smith was about the subject matter he was teaching, about how he got the whole class to discuss their fears about learning the subject. Well Mrs. Smith was taken back by what she heard from these girls and replied, "I don't know how you find him to be so gifted at teaching you this course. You know he only tried it twice in his life. The first time he tried it, he got sick, and the second time, his hat blew off and he just quit."A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."(._.)haha dats all for today.willpost more jokes nxt time.pls tell me if they're funny.and i will improve:)(on finding them)
oh and to give credits,those jokes are found on
http://www.lotsofjokes.comor is it??hahaha
rmb to do your three projects and pile of homework yeah???
dun scold me for saying this.
hahaha
cya soon :D
KAILIlovesyou,lovehertoo:D
ONE ONE '07 IS Y (7:10 AM)
